Based on a true experience!

Well, not MY true experience. I usually don't do 911 trucks. But my colleagues got this call at around 3am for an "unresponsive infant" who turned out to be merely asleep. "No honey, I was fucking 'unresponsive' before your panicky ass called 911!" the medic on call grumbled the next day. I understood his annoyance, but.... would he rather have spent the night intubating an infant? Thank god it was a false emergency.